Sir, I did commission a local artist to produce a beautiful painting in the modern 'realism' style. I thought to hang it in the hall for guests to admire, but Lady B___ expresses displeasure and notes that it resembles Maid Elspeth. In haste I place it
(M4A) This tavern only takes in adventurers, mainly beastman... So it's no wonder they are always offering jobs for human girls to serve as cocksle- I mean, bar maids!~ (Limebreaker)