Madames et Monsieurs, I have been censured over my last missive. I may have been hoodwinked by a charlatan offering images made by the Devil's own hand. To make amends I shall insist on only the finest mosaics from antiquity
I was wondering why I was getting so many stares on the train. At the time I thought it was just that I chose to wear barely there sandals with tights (which I rarely do). But now I realise why...