Sir, I did commission a local artist to produce a beautiful painting in the modern 'realism' style. I thought to hang it in the hall for guests to admire, but Lady B___ expresses displeasure and notes that it resembles Maid Elspeth. In haste I place it
My gf and I every so often play with dildos to fuck our butts while we kiss and we imagine that those 2 dildos are futa versions of the female characters that we like
