Has [Okina Keikaku (Shiwasu no Okina)] "100-Kai Furareta Zetsubou-teki ni Motenai Ore o Awarenda Kareshi Ari Onna Tomodachi ga Nandemo Eroi Koto Yarasete Kureta!!" been translated to English?
if you see me, I want you to follow me through the restaurant, into the bathroom, lock the door, I'll pull down my top, then kneel down in front of you and watch you stroke.