Sir, Having filled the cellar with wines,spirits & brandies, I find myself short on funds. Laundry seems excessively expensive, but a philanthropist like myself would never ask staff to pay for their clothing to be washed. Thus I devise an alternativ
Nothing turns Me on more than molding little so-called ‘men’ into the pussywhipped, simping sissies they’ve always been on the inside. Now fall in line.
