Me: can you help me with Christmas presents ? Husband: I’m really busy at work. Me: paints body with glitter and sends a selfie in bed writhing with tinsel. Husband: I’ll be home in 20…. 😈

37 46

47 45

27 41

22 42

17 12

62 47

37 44

60 46

39 44

51 44

67 47

44 42

22 14

52 42

23 11