Imagine we were bunking together in a prison cell. I'd use you for my complete pleasure -- shackling you with handcuffs and forcing you to massage my feet with your mouth until your tongue lost all sensation.
*My friends accidentally saw a photo of my ass on my phone Friends: Boy, whose ass is this? It would feel awesome to fuck that big ass. Me: Yeah, it would feel awesome if my fat butt got fucked. Friends: What!? Me: What?