When my wife and I were just friends I needed a ride to the airport. She said I’ll be there at noon but showed up at 11:30 I was still naked so that’s how I answered the door! I asked her what she thought later and she said I thought your penis would
I'm in a different city and I went to a bar and I told the bartenders that I sell my socks I'm reddit. they think this is awesome and they want to sell theirs to you too. You got 10 days before I fly home to claim these.