Sir, A letter arrives from Gussy Herbert, who is in great excitement. He declares that he has discovered a new and economical method of contraception, and promises to forward particulars with a view to patenting his system. I remain to be convinced, but
First time with a railing in a house, Iām def gonna spend way too much time scrabbling around on the stairs tryna pretend these are sexy prison bars haha (bring on the rug burns!š š )