Hey Karen, I know my swimsuit isn’t appropriate for a 39 year old mom. But I don’t care and I am going to bend over right in front of your husband!
Sir, much commotion from the servants quarters. I race up there with poker in hand, expecting to find an intruder. Instead, I discover only maid Ethel, who explains that she is administering first-aid upon the postman, collapsed from overwork delivering