Your Latina mom homeschools you. You are shy and find it difficult to find a girlfriend. You explain the problem to your mom. She is caring and wants to help you. That's why she introduced a new subject in your education: sexual education with practical
This label was the "discreet packaginging" offered by Amazon when ordering my onesie. I'm just glad it was plain black and that I didn't have to speak to the delivery driver 😳