Sir, I did commission a local artist to produce a beautiful painting in the modern 'realism' style. I thought to hang it in the hall for guests to admire, but Lady B___ expresses displeasure and notes that it resembles Maid Elspeth. In haste I place it
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This lady has recently bought a derelict farmhouse and is intending to restore it. She's found a mysterious wooden trunk in the attic - what is inside?