I told you I wasn't being a Brat! I was just saying that I didn't want your Roommates to hear us, you didn't close your door last time and I think one was peeping!
Sirs et Madames, I apologise most profusely for the recent appearance of promotional handbills for strumpetry that have been left scattered around our club by tawdry urchins. The staff responsible for granting entry to said urchins have been punished.
