[F] Good morning a$$hole. This morning, my cat Bean gets a$$hole of the day award, for waking me up in the middle of the night, screaming death threats at her stuffed toy.
I saw an online ad of a retired doctor giving "physicals" to college aged guys so I made an appointment since that sounded fun. Here the doctor asked me to get fully hard so he could take an accurate measurement of my penis. He measured me soft right b