But Sir, that’s the wrong hole! My peehole can’t take it! 🥵 The intense torture as He twists the screw wider, and wider, and wider… opening my bladder.
Dear Henny, I was able to find your cousin Fanny - a most eponymously endowed name! - and we had a most wonderful weekend upon the ton, and look forward to conjugating agin next weekend! She’s been a most generous and diverting hostess!