I have a partner who loves a bush and refuses to accept that I am a porpoise 99% of the time which led to Me measuring My pubes with My micrometer. Then I realized this is probably the only thing that can measure your dick accurately with how small it is
I recently learned this bit of (imo) madness about human spaceflight in the US: "Under federal law, the FAA is prohibited from regulating the safety of individuals on board."