22f 5'5" 145lbs. Starting to hate myself less thanks to the lovely comments in this sub. Also, Ladies, okay to message. Dudes, please don't fill my inbox, you'll just be ignored
As per the request from our Head of State, the pig responsible for preventing the Queen's parade has been publicly crucified by the Cadets. He will be fed only 150 calories a day in kale and then sent to the mines once the parade is over. For the time b