God would you just look at my ass! It's so fucking fat! I think all those squats made it even more thick! I mean, what's a boy my age supposed to do with all this wide jiggly booty?
When my wife and I were just friends I needed a ride to the airport. She said I’ll be there at noon but showed up at 11:30 I was still naked so that’s how I answered the door! I asked her what she thought later and she said I thought your penis would