Sir, I write in haste and with some little secrecy; located as I am upon a straw paillasse within the boathouse. I unexpectedly found myself in the presence of a disrobed maid. I have yet to provide an explanation which might quell the ire of Lady B___.
5 days left to snag my Christmas specials!!! Do something nice for yourself!!! You've worked HARD all year and you deserve it!!! Happy HO-lidays my filthy friends from the bottom my black heart to yours💀💀💀