Come on pet, be good for me and lick my pussy. If you do a good job then Miss Loona will make sure to give you a nice, juicy reward (thousandfoldfeathers)
Was told to cut back on beer because getting “a little heavy” and my “waistline is getting a little too round, got a beer gut growing.” Switched to seltzers. Do I look a little slimmer? Or do the pizza and donut habit need to go as well?