*My friends accidentally saw a photo of my ass on my phone Friends: Boy, whose ass is this? It would feel awesome to fuck that big ass. Me: Yeah, it would feel awesome if my fat butt got fucked. Friends: What!? Me: What?
my homie just text me βΊοΈππΎ tonight is his wife bday n they bed me to π for them well don't mind if I do ππΎπππ₯΅π₯π―πͺπΎβ οΈ