I told my boyfriend he had nothing to worry about when I went off to college.. I had no idea my roommate's cock would be twice the size of my boyfriend.
Sir, Lady B___ complains that her room is too dark and that I must remedy this without delay. I suggest a large mirror, to better reflect the light from the windows. Upon the mirror's delivery, I enlist maid Lottie to assist in testing it's efficacy. I
