This guy shows up at your IRL job and claims that he is a fellow human coworker that works here as an accountant, but nobody knows him. He's good at it so the boss leave him be. What do you do? (art by me @chickensnpies1 on twitter)
Directly from beta shrimp patrol I have been called for a violation of article 19 comma 3 that states all beta cocks must be locked and follow reinforced mental chastity training