(F46) What perverse would you do to me, a stupid German fuck pig, if I were yours for a whole weekend? Does not like caviar, severe pain. Otherwise everything really works! Please write in German.
[M 42] Feel this is a safeish subreddit. Will post this here, hopefully won't delete. Second baby got me up to this BMI. Anyone volunteer to yell at me to lose weight? (Repost because of imgur)