male 40 210 5'11" I'm kinda feeling down lately. My wife thinks dicks look funny and she is the only one to ever see mine which makes me self conscious. Plus the fact that I'm 40 is depressing me as well.
Your wife's just beaten up your neighbors vile mouthy daughter and wants to know how she should brutally punish her so she's truly learned her lesson, what would you tell her to do with her ?