I have a partner who loves a bush and refuses to accept that I am a porpoise 99% of the time which led to Me measuring My pubes with My micrometer. Then I realized this is probably the only thing that can measure your dick accurately with how small it is
![[Image] Let me distract you for just a while](https://www.nude-pics.org/nudes/2022/08/30/image-let-me-distract-you-for-just-a-while-0zmhFmOK8P/image-let-me-distract-you-for-just-a-while.webp "[Image] Let me distract you for just a while")
