You left your girlfriend alone with your roommate when you left for your work trip and were worried they wouldn't get along so you texted him asking how they were getting along.. This is what you got
Me: can you help me with Christmas presents ? Husband: Iām really busy at work. Me: paints body with glitter and sends a selfie in bed writhing with tinsel. Husband: Iāll be home in 20ā¦. š