Sir, With an eye upon my dwindling wine cellar, I intend to cut the costs of running my estate. I issue a decree that staff should now sleep two to a bed, in a modest "top and tail" style that economises on laundry and bed space. I do note that some ma
I really thought I solved the problem of lifting her heavy stomach weight off her thighs while she ate by using this gut sling. But then she snapped the gut sling 🤷♂️