I don’t want to post a video of my ass online, even anonymously, but I figured you all would at least enjoy the aftermath of popping a pilonidal cyst. Also, my tailbone was just above the counter. It shot about a foot out AND up.
POV: your [f]riends have convinced you to go to a new, kinda shady, nightclub and this is what awaits you when you open one of the doors trying to find a quiet space. I've been waiting for you x