Alright Bro, I know you've been peaking into my room while I dress up. You can either join me and get fucked or let me ride you harder than your gf ever will.
one time i was trying to make plans with my friend a few months in advance and she was like “do you think we will still be friends by then” and i was like ?? yea why wouldn’t we 😭😭 then two weeks later she slept with my boyfriend