Madames et Monsieurs, I have been censured over my last missive. I may have been hoodwinked by a charlatan offering images made by the Devil's own hand. To make amends I shall insist on only the finest mosaics from antiquity
My younger cousin and I always were competitive and teased each other a lot growing up. He said he remembers that I had a dinky dick when he saw me in the shower when we were younger, so recently he made me compare with him.