It's obvious that I'm not bending over like this to provoke you, I would never do something like that, even less knowing that you have a girlfriend whom you love too much. Why do I stand on my tiptoes raising my fat ass? for nothing specific...
Sir, As a progressive employer, I do want to improve the literacy among my staff. Some were able only to write their name, and that with much difficulty. I have therefore decided to spend time helping to increase reading proficiency. It is a most rewardi