Was told to cut back on beer because getting “a little heavy” and my “waistline is getting a little too round, got a beer gut growing.” Switched to seltzers. Do I look a little slimmer? Or do the pizza and donut habit need to go as well?
One day I pretended to be sick before school. I showed my mom my hard, throbbing morning wood, saying it was swollen with pain. I lied and said I couldn't touch it myself, and asked if she could help me feel better with her mouth. She sucked and slurped