Yes, it had been a long party night. Yes, I was inattentive. Yes, I should have put some clothes on. And, yes! I made an impression on my dad's stamp-collecting friends at their weekly meeting in our living room!
Wife is on a date with a 6' black guy, and that's how I should wait for them. Of course if he prefers to keep sissies around when he initiates their wives and girlfriends