What this thing? I dunno, I found it sneaking around my home. It begged me not to kill it, and it looked so helpless I took mercy on it. Luckily, its tight and self lubricating, I think I'll keep this fleshlight a while (beeeeen)
Bummer y’all don’t take videos here. I edited together a cute little “happy I have coffee” dance in the shower this morning. Guess I’ll post the video somewhere else 🙃☕️