I'm 37 and I want a guy who's 21 to dominate me and make me his bitch. I could go out to the bar with him and all his douchebag friends and pay for everything while they physically abuse me and make fun of me.
Sakura, Hinata and Ino agree to help Naruto with his training to become Hokage, but it’s not quite what he had in mind. Sakura and Ino grab his arms, while Hinata starts kicking his balls [Naruto] (SoleMann)