Thought I looked kinda cute here, but the guy I matched with on a dating app didn’t agree with me and told me that I look “funny” and he didn’t mean it in a good way… I guess I will just stay single forever 🙃
I just wanted to stay up and see Santa to see if I could convince him to not give me coal for all of the chaos I caused this year. Instead he threw me over his knee until my ass was bright red and left me under the Christmas Tree. Can I get a little help