In just two days I've developed half of a Johnny Bravo jawline. The amount of painkillers im taking just to be able to turn my neck without squealing would knock out a teeny baby hippo.
Toilet roll vs Me & toilet roll vs a fellow redditor! 😳 The most awkward part about this is that I'm actually semi-hard on this photo...I guess we can't really compete for pussy, there is no point... what should I do with my dick then? 🥺