Sir, I write in haste and with some little secrecy; located as I am upon a straw paillasse within the boathouse. I unexpectedly found myself in the presence of a disrobed maid. I have yet to provide an explanation which might quell the ire of Lady B___.
I was getting cocky after defeating some small guys. And now I’ve been destroyed by this BBC from Sweden. After posting this, I’m going to set up a Reddit group chat for anyone who wants to see him claim my pink asshole as his prize 😳🍆