Sir, I am awoken in the early hours by the smell of smoke and much calamity. I race downstrairs in my undergarments. Much to my relief, cook has summoned the fire brigade and has the matter in hand.
Here I think you can clearly see that I am a thick, curvy slavic girl in addition with huge boobs. My asshole is so big that in this position you can easily put a tray with breakfast on it. heh