There's something about being in these odd positions that just gets me going. Maybe it's the fact that it's only for my master's pleasure, or maybe it's just how it feels. Either way, I wouldn't have it any other way.
(Open RP) I am ready to be publicly transferred to the pillory in the square where the citizenry will pronounce the punishment for my crimes by vote. In case the punishment does not involve my death, I will be given a new name and a new occupation within