One day I pretended to be sick before school. I showed my mom my hard, throbbing morning wood, saying it was swollen with pain. I lied and said I couldn't touch it myself, and asked if she could help me feel better with her mouth. She sucked and slurped
u/AlliCatCollared and I started a tradition with her boyfriend where every play date we send him our best "before" photo for the night; this is his favorite so far