Sir, My Head Gardener reports a glut of root vegetables. I have devised a method of grading the length and girth, Cook will not tolerate any sign of flacidity in the produce.
My friends showed up unexpected, my man was in the garden completely hairless and naked when they pulled up, he had nowhere to hide, he had to just be humiliated because I told him to just stay that way because they have already seen so I took a photo, L
