Got turned down for a dance by a gal who said she's "not into guys that look like Shrek." WTF? He's the star of multiple documentaries, owns his own home, and walks around all day with his fat donkey, hanging out. Thanks for the compliment?
🚨READY TO SHIP PANTIES🚨 I am wearing this pair today (Mar 19th) and can have them shipped tomorrow or you can ask me to wear them longer ❤️ [selling][female][USA]