I call this piece “the human race is not well-behaved enough to be able to respect women who are naked online and therefore have not earned the privilege of knowing my identity anyway here’s my tits you (f)reaks”
It's obvious that I'm not bending over like this to provoke you, I would never do something like that, even less knowing that you have a girlfriend whom you love too much. Why do I stand on my tiptoes raising my fat ass? for nothing specific...