Your wife sends you this pic captioned "I went to confront your bully at his work, tried to get him to stop bullying you. You never mentioned he was this fucking sexy. I'll stay at his place for the weekend."
Useless fact, I have central heterochromia. Both my eyes are two colors, green and brown. Also like most of us I'm depressed and just wanna talk to people after a few days of not talking at all.
