Breaking news: Scientists have discovered that wearing clothes is actually a 5000-year-old April Fools' joke that everyone took seriously! 😂 Time to get back to our roots and embrace the birthday suit!
What will you do if you walked in and saw this? Instructions: anytime I am unlocked from chastity, I must pull my shorts down & stand away from the urinal, hands behind back, unmoving regardless of who walks in, when legally safe 🔞 of course. (I w