Wanted: a cake to message hubby and show him how much better she is while I sit here and wait for him. Then to humiliate me and show me screenshots. Dm me and tell me How much prettier you are in comparison 😍
I'm allowed all the pleasures in life -- good rum, good cigars, limousines, having all men and women I want. You're allowed to be at my feet. ¿Comprendido?