Unfortunately mine was never a bubble butt, and it most likely won't look as good as Chris Meloni's ass when I reach his age (good Lord, those cakes!). Still I am fairly happy with my cheeks, as a 53 year old daddy.
The things my bullies did to my mom, the things they forced me to watch them do... they're unspeakable... even though I could see on her face how much she enjoys it.