I pissed in my carpet and afterwards I used my friends shirt that she let me borrow to wipe my pussy clean, and I used it to soak the piss out of the carpet. I rubbed it on the neck so she has to put her face in my piss next time she wears it
I haven’t heard from my wife since 10 o’clock last night. She was supposed to be home at nine so we could have sex because it’s her peak ovulation window as I have been struggling with my sperm count… I thought she would give me more time.